This is the stupid test. Just take it.
1) if an electric train goes west, which way does the smoke blow?
2) there is a one story house where everything is blue. the walls, the door, the kitchen, the clothing, the stove, the dining room, the food, even the kids are blue. what color are the steps?
3) there has been a plane crash from the border line in between north america and south america. where do the survivors get buried?
4) a rooster lays her eggs on the top of a triangular roof. which way does it fall?
5) there has been a crime commited at a circular house. the father has been murdered. the sister said she was on the phone with her friend. the brother was playing outside with his friend. the mom said she was outside hanging the laundry. the cook said she was cooking dinner for the family. and the maid said she was cleaning every corner of the house. who did it?
anwser's:
1) nowhere, it's an electric train!
2) it's a one story house u dumbo
3) they don't get buried anywhere. they are survivors!
4) roosters don't lay eggs
5) the maid of course. it's a circular house!
Funny Joke:
a boy was supposed to memorize the alphabet for homework at school. so he went home. when he got to his house, his brother was playing batman on the front yard. he said "du du du du du batman!!!!!!!!!" then he went to the dining room where his mom was on the phone. " shut up!" she yelled. then he went to the living room where his dad and his brother were watching football. "boooooooooooooooo" they shouted when their team lost the game. finally, he went to the bathroom where he saw that his 2 year old sister was flushing the toilet. "in the toilet, in the toilet" she sang. so, the next day at school when he was asked to recite the alphabet, this is what he said:
boy:"du du du du du batman!!!!!!!!!!!"
teacher:" what?'
boy:" shut up!"
teacher:" excuse me?"
boy:" booooooooooooooooo"
teacher:"where's your manner!!!!!!!??????"
boy:" in the toilet, in the toilet"
LOL
:)
1) if an electric train goes west, which way does the smoke blow?
2) there is a one story house where everything is blue. the walls, the door, the kitchen, the clothing, the stove, the dining room, the food, even the kids are blue. what color are the steps?
3) there has been a plane crash from the border line in between north america and south america. where do the survivors get buried?
4) a rooster lays her eggs on the top of a triangular roof. which way does it fall?
5) there has been a crime commited at a circular house. the father has been murdered. the sister said she was on the phone with her friend. the brother was playing outside with his friend. the mom said she was outside hanging the laundry. the cook said she was cooking dinner for the family. and the maid said she was cleaning every corner of the house. who did it?
anwser's:
1) nowhere, it's an electric train!
2) it's a one story house u dumbo
3) they don't get buried anywhere. they are survivors!
4) roosters don't lay eggs
5) the maid of course. it's a circular house!
Funny Joke:
a boy was supposed to memorize the alphabet for homework at school. so he went home. when he got to his house, his brother was playing batman on the front yard. he said "du du du du du batman!!!!!!!!!" then he went to the dining room where his mom was on the phone. " shut up!" she yelled. then he went to the living room where his dad and his brother were watching football. "boooooooooooooooo" they shouted when their team lost the game. finally, he went to the bathroom where he saw that his 2 year old sister was flushing the toilet. "in the toilet, in the toilet" she sang. so, the next day at school when he was asked to recite the alphabet, this is what he said:
boy:"du du du du du batman!!!!!!!!!!!"
teacher:" what?'
boy:" shut up!"
teacher:" excuse me?"
boy:" booooooooooooooooo"
teacher:"where's your manner!!!!!!!??????"
boy:" in the toilet, in the toilet"
LOL
:)